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What kind of toys did you play with growing up?

Lots of Ninja Turtles. I had them all.

Oh man, I had quite a collection too.

I had one or two that talked.

Really? I don't think I had that. But we had a van that shot pizza discs. Bet YOU didn't have that.

No, you win. I had an easy bake oven though. Beat that!

Creepy Crawlers oven!

Damn it, that one had gummy worms.

This is true, you could eat yours though, I don't think I could eat mine.

Ok, I guess we can call that a draw.

So you weren't a Barbie girl?

No, my mom wasn't an advocate of Barbie. She did buy me a remote control dump truck which I thought was much better anyway.

That's awesome, I had this thing called "Claw" that could like climb over anything.

Oh man! I remember that. Was it really that great in real life?

It was pretty awesome, but D batteries are hard to come by. You can't just take them out of the T.V. remote.

Oh that’s true. Lame.

Have you ever cried so hard you threw up?

No, but I might give it a try in the future.

I don't know if it's possible, tell me if you do.

I'll keep you posted.

Have you ever drooled?

Yes, I fell asleep in a Biology class with my head propped up on my arm and woke up with like a string of drool going down to my desk...hot right?

So hot. Did anyone notice?

Not that I could tell, but I'd been sleeping for quite a while.

Ok, finish this sentence. "If we had a sleepover at my house _______"

We would make smores.

Ok, that was a perfect Cute College Girl answer.

YES!

Unfortunately the answer I was looking for was "hook up on the sofa next to my passed out friend."