Cute College Girls

A bit about Kate...

If the moon became an independent nation what do you think would be a good name for the moon country?

New Canada. It's about time we started taking that place seriously.

What song did you lose your virginity to? Did he even last through the entire song?

I lost my virginity to the whimsical braying of lambs being slaughtered. He lasted through twelve lambs! Man, I could really go for some veal.

What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?

I prefer not to end relationships, but rather let them continue far past their expiration date so that they may fester and rot from the inside out, until both parties are bored and indifferent enough to passive-aggressively stop communicating.

What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?

Real Chance Of Love. But only because I'm hoping Real will tell the world what brand of shampoo he uses.

You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.

Ok, the show is called, "Would You Rather?" Contestants are presented with two or more equally horrendous options, of which they must pick one to have done to them. For instance, "Would you rather carve your index finger into little slices with a rusty fish knife, or stick your tongue in a blender set on purée?" The contestant still retaining consciousness after the act is carried out is the winner. He will be rewarded handsomely in the form of hospital bills, physical and psychological therapy, and a lifetime of laughs watching reruns of his episode.

Have you ever been more attracted to a boyfriend's brother?

I've never had a boyfriend with a hot brother, but one did have a particularly sexy nana. Something about the way she rolled out the cookie dough with her big strong arms just really made me want to get her under an afghan. To this day, the scent of Werther's Orginals still gets my juices flowing.

How many pushups can you do - real ones, not those fake "I'm a girl so I can do them on my knees" pushups?

I only do two things on my knees, and one of them is scrubbing the kitchen floor. I'm not sure exactly how many push-ups I'm actually capable of doing. But gosh darn it if now I'm not intrigued. The next time I'm feeling masochistic I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. Oh, and the other thing I do on my knees? Scrubbing the bathroom floor.

What's the most epic way to die?

I'm hard-pressed to think of any death more epic than impalement. Have you ever come across a corpse with an object rammed in one side and out the other that was NOT completely brutal and impressive? No. You haven't. Every one you've ever seen made you stop and ask what that lucky fellow did to deserve such poetic justice.

What’s your favorite song to sing in the shower?

Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture. It gets me so pumped.

Boxers or briefs? Why?

I must say, I do enjoy the look and feel of a securely fastened member, snug within the cotton/polyester comfort hammock of a pair of man panties.