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Kelly Bronson

Year Freshman
School DePaul
Hometown Oak Park
Major Marketing

What did you do this weekend?

I promote for an entertainment company called Social Addiction, so I worked for their events this weekend at Republic Night Club.



Nice. How much money would I have to give you to eat a spoon full of mayonnaisse?

Ewwwwww I hate mayonnaisse! I'd need a few hundred. Gross.



Hundred?!

Two hundred.



I'd do it for 10 bucks I think.

I’m not a cheap girl.



What’s your least favorite food?

I hate fishy stuff.



Like tuna?

Again, gross. I hate tuna.



Ok, what's your price for biting the head off of a cat fish. I want an exact number.

How much do you got?



Let’s just say unlimited.

In that case I would want 2024$



That is specific. You must owe someone 2024 dollars. Have you ever been in a physical fight?

Maybe once or twice. It’s not like me but she deserved a good wake up call.



So you won?

I’m a dago, we always do!



Why'd you fight her?

She was trying to start problems between me and my cousin.



Did you punch her in the face?

Is there any other way?



I dunno, you could wrestle each other down to your underwear and the first one to be topless loses- that's how I always imagined girl fights.

I can’t say thats far from the truth. It might have happened here or there.



Really?

I’ve had my crazy nights.



Have you ever lost a fight?

I said I always win.



See that's a shame though, because you only see the losers boobs.

Only special people get to see mine.



Well I guess fight spectators will have to settle for the losing tits.

If they're lucky.



What's your most embarrassing college moment?

I’m not sure, maybe when I woke up in the quad not knowing what happened or how I got there.



You passed out alone in the quad?

I think.



What time did you wake up?

I’m not sure, all I know is the sun was up.



Wow.

I wasn’t wearing that much either.



What were you wearing?

A tiny skirt and a small top.



Awesome. What's the sexiest thing you’ve ever done for a guy you were with?

I have a special little outfit I wear to suprise him when he gets home and well… you know.



Ok, I think we're good here.