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Kelly Zekany

Year Sophomore
School University of Pittsburgh
Hometown Bethel Park
Major Marketing

I just cleaned out my wallet and got rid of some unnecessary cards so that was pretty productive. What're you doing?

I need to clean out the purse soon and do the same.



Purses suck! I don't get why girls even bother.

Yeah, I usually just carry a small wallet thing but for work I stuff my purse with things to get me through the day.



You should just strap like a fanny pack to your inner thigh.

That would look really cool... NOT.



Well if I made you one would you wear it for a day?

If you made it then yes, just to make you happy.



Don't think I wont do it. I'll do it just to spite you.

As long as you glue some diamonds onto it.



Rhinestones it is! What's the worst thing you've ever had to do?

That's very broad. So in my entire life what's the worst thing I ever had to do regarding anything?



... for money.

I got a dollar once for eating a few pieces of dog food. I was like 8.



Wow, you never told me you were a filthy animal.

Hey now, I am not a filthy animal. I needed a dollar and I couldn't work at age 8 so when all else failed I went for the dog bowl.



Top 5 places you've snuck alcohol in?

Hmm work, a school trip (high school), sporting events, the movies and my aunt's house.



Okay, now explain each one in a little more depth. You drink during work?

Sometimes (when I work long days and not a lot, just enough to get me through the day). In high school I went on a weekend trip and took some vodka with me, I would sneak alcohol into sporting events like Pirate games and Pens games or I would just drink right before I walked in the gate and my friends and I took beer to a movie once (along with some fast food, great mix) and I took a mixed drink in a water bottle a time or two to a family event.



What does heroin feel like?

I have no idea. I don't do drugs.



Alcohol is a drug.

Shush now.



You have a problem. I'm here to help.

I'm problem free!



That doesn't mean much coming from the girl who eats dog food.

For the last time... I WAS 8!!! Can I change my answer? The worst thing I had to do for money was work at McDonalds. I did for 2 and a half years because my parents made me.



Is McDonalds as fun and rewarding as they make it look in the commercials?

Umm absolutely not. I saw some crazy people and crazy shit while working there.



I'm listening.

I saw a guy pop some pills right next to me while we were cooking (illegal pills), saw food fall on the floor and get picked up and handed to customers, oh and this one time a guy that didn't like me came in while I was cleaning the floors and spit on it right in front of me and laughed at me and told me that it was my job to clean it up.



Oh man that last one is pretty rough. What'd you do?

I handed him the mop and told him to clean it up in my angry voice. He did.



Oh man, that's the awesome. Any girl that can do that is okay in my book. Even despite the whole dog food fiasco.

I'm not a mean person but there are certain things that push me too far. When something needs to be handled I try to do it as nicely as possible and if that doesn't work then I'm not so nice. But I always handle my shit. At least try to. Plus, I felt really sweet after that. He was a little bitch.