Kendall Herold

What's the most romantic thing a guy's ever done for you?

On Valentine's Day, a guy brought me circus animal crackers, a circus coloring book, and other random circus gifts. I thought he was a little crazy until he handed me two tickets to the circus. Although, little did he know that a) I hate the circus, and B) I was on my way to dinner with another dude. But hey, it's the thought that counts...

Ughhhh....Captain crunch, that one with the rabbit and colorful fruit, Cheerio's, Count Dracula's cereal. Alright, that's all I got. Oh, make that Count "Chocula", not "Dracula". But really, can you imagine if Count Dracula had a cereal? Would it be pure blood, or would it be some kind of choclate-y cereal that you smother in blood instead of milk? Okay now that makes Count Chocula sound a little sketchy too.

Getting my nose pierced. Effing-A... It was totally worth it though considering my ex-boyfriend ripped it out of my nose three days later.

Drowning. Need I explain it any further?!

Halloween. Can someone please explain to me why Mickey Dolenz from the Monkees makes a cameo as a pawn shop worker? I mean really... "Hey hey we're the Monkees, people say we Monkee around, We're to busy pawning, to shoot anybody in the head"... Really?!

As the bar is closing, "Hey, I'm coming home with you!". Really guys. Nice try. But how often must a girl remind you that this only works if A) She's your girlfriend, or B) She's a total whore! How about "Hey, I'm taking you to dinner next week!". Throw that one out there and she 10 times more likely to take you home right then and there out of pure shock.

"Are you here for fashion?". I mean obviously I'm no supermodel, but shit, acting like you THINK I'm a supermodel? Works like a charm.

1) I'll kick your ass at Uno... yes, the card game. 2) I don't watch the news for the actual 'news'... just to critique the reporters. 3) At football games, I cheer when everyone else does. Seriously... that sport takes to much focus unless you're watching it on TV.

When I was a freshman, I was new to the whole college e-mail account thing. I thought I was just responding to an email from the President of the College Republicans (a rather large group on campus), but I hit 'reply to all'. Let's just say after that, everyone knew who little Kendall Herold was and how interested she was to become a member of the College Republicans.