Cute College Girls

A bit about Kimmay...

You know that noise Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor makes on Home Improvement? Try and type it.

Which one? The HUHUHHHHHHHHHHUHHUHHHHHH?? Or is it HUHHOOOOHOOOOOH. I kinda make the same noise when I'm swinging a golf club.

What’s worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?

Is there ANY question?? BO! I don't know what's worse, the fact that you reek like donkey balls or the fact that you can't smell it yourself. For the guys with BO, haven't you ever seen an old spice commercial?

Last movie you saw:

Hm, I think the last movie I actually watched was Scarface. Definitely one of my favorites. I think the best part is when Tony is trying to pick up chicks with Manny by asking if they want ice cream. Who WOULDN'T want ice cream with the original gangsta?? This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya.

What’s one thing all guys do that they shouldn’t?

Scratch their balls in public. I mean, what's going on down there? Do you bathe, or do you just have a nasty case of the crabs? Either way, fix it.

What’s your REAL hair color?

I am a true brunette and always have been. I never color my hair because it gets lighter in the summer anyway. Plus I'm too much of a chicken to change it. Plus, brunettes are sexier. It's scientifically proven.

Do you legitimately hate anyone?

Hate's a strong word: my grandma always taught me that. I never have legitimately hated anyone, however there WAS this one girl that I used to play soccer with that I wouldn't have minded if her face slammed into the goal post. Sorry!

If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?

The Cape. All my family's up there and who wouldn't wanna live by a beach 24/7?

Who is your favorite Ninja Turtle?

I used to watch the show when I was reeeeeeeeeally little, so the only name I remember is Rafael. So I guess if I had to choose, it'd be him.

What is your favorite superhero movie?

Spiderman for sure. He's so badass and that movie has the COOLEST effects. I'm all for Peter Parker.

If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?

I'd probably be a ladybug. I used to have swarms of them in my room in the summer (it was kind of annoying, but anyway) and I used to make a wish on them. Aren't they good luck? I wouldn't mind bringing people some luck, except for the fact that none of my wishes had ever come true. Screw that I'd rather be a praying mantus just because they look so cool.