Cute College Girls

A bit about Kristen...

What’s worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?

I'd have to say BO. Yellow teeth is something you can get fixed easily. But for some guys, no matter how much deodorant they use, it just doesn't help. Eww.

Hidden talent:

I can make a really good dolphin noise. It really fools real dolphins, I can fit in with them sometimes at Sea World. 60% of the time it works every time.

Boxers or briefs? Why?

Boxers. Not quiet sure what it is but briefs creep me out. Too much like tighty whiteys.

Weirdest dream:

Wrestling a panda bear for vice president of the United States. In the end I win, which I think is more likely of a story than Sarah Palin winning. Hi yo!

What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

"People may not remember what you said and they may not remember what you did. But they will always remember how you made them feel." Think about it, it's so true.

Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.

Blumpkin Blue. Let that marinate in your mind for awhile.

What is your dumper/dumpee ratio?

I don't know what the exact ratio would be but I'd say I've broken a guy's heart more times than I've had my heart broken. I guess I'm a heart breaker, like that Pat Benatar song..."Hell is for Children". Classic.

What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?

That Sex Talk show with the really old lady who talks about things that old ladies shouldn't talk about. It's like the Golden Girls, except real. Also, it's on late at night on a weekend so that's a bit embarrassing too.

Zack or Slater?

Though Mark Paul Gossler's got those dreamy eyes and killer 90's fashion, my votes gotta go to Slater, since he was the better actor. Obviously, since he somehow kept a straight face during Miss South Carolina's speech. Man deserves a medal.

Bars or clubs?

Personally I think both make for good blunt objects to strike someone with, but I'd have to go with bars because I'm a country fan and there's no better place to listen to country music than a bar on a Western Wednesdays. Also I like beer that doesn't cost $8.