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Krystina Tonetti

Year Freshman
School University of the Pacific
Hometown Lodi
Major Psychology

Okay, what's the worst nightmare you ever had?

Oh gosh, its really weird & from when I was little. Are you sure you want to know this? haha.



Haha now more than ever.

Alright alright, so you know Garfield? Like the cartoon cat, Garfield. Well I had this nightmare when I was little that I'll seriously never forget. So he was really big, like six feet tall and huge. I was like five and hunting for easter eggs in my backyard and in this nightmare my grandma lived next door, haha. So he comes pummeling through the fence between our houses and kidnaps me while I try to rush in the house. He kidnapped me and cut me up into a bunch of little pieces and put me in a drawer. I now realize that I sound like I was a psycho little kid. Haha.



Jesus. Are you okay now? Do you still dream of Garfield?rn

Oh I'm alright now, but I have seriously held onto that dream since I was tiny. And no no, Garfield has been forgiven.



Man. I remember all my nightmares from when I was a kid, but none of my current ones. I think they traumatize you more when you're young.

Exactly! I'm not afraid of anything now though, I mean at college you kind of have to get used to a creeper here and there so it's good to not be afraid of anything.



Are you really not afraid of anything? I think there's gotta be something...

I can't think of anything. Go ahead and try me. The dark? Spiders? Snakes? Nothing!



Ghosts? Atomic warfare? Plane crashes? Asteroids like in Armageddon?

Well of course no one is excited about a plane crash! But thats not what I think of when I'm riding on a plane, I love flying! And asteroids? Psh...what are the chances? Watch, now a big asteroid is going to fly into my dorm.



That would show you... I'll tell you what I'm afraid of if you want.

I don't want to know... I'm kidding of course, tell me tell me!



Ok I have two. Sharks and heights.

Well I'm hoping you don't live near a shark infested ocean and that you're not too tall.



That's the problem, I live in a pool full of Great Whites 300 feet in the air.

Hahahaha. Oh goodness, you definitely have a problem then. Move out to UOPacific with me! We don't have sharks or 300 foot pools!



Do you have extra room for me?

Well my roommate and I just bunked our beds and now we actually DO have a crazy amount of space. We were going to use it for breakdancing buuuuut I guess we could lend it to you.



Well, I mean, I could maybe teach you some breakdancing moves.

Oh pleeease, I could teach YOU. But if I'm letting you live in my room there ARE a few requirements since you're a boy, okay?rn



Okay, what are they?

First, you have to be completely willing to love Michigan State basketball, you MUST enjoy the March Madness games with me. Second, you have to sleep under the bed so I don't trip over you when I'm walking late at night or in the mornings. Can you do that?rn



You realize the first thing you asked me to do was to be a basketball fan, right? That's the easiest requirement ever. The sleeping under the bed will take some getting used to... But, anything for you.

Aw, I like you already. haha. You pass the requirements.



Ok I have some requirements that you need to meet before I decide if I want to move in.

Ooooh, I like a challenge. So, shoot...



Ok you have to like cookies, America's Funniest Home Videos reruns and own lots of comfy blankets.

What kinds of cookies? And how do you feel about heated blankets?



Chocolate chip is the kind that comes to mind, but I'm open to try new things. Also, heated blankets sound fucking amazing.

I happen to love ALL cookies, so this is going to work beautifully. I like when I fill requirements, haha.



I have some requirements for you to fill.

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Aaand that's an innuendo that only works if you say it. Really doesn't work for me.

Hahahaha.