Cute College Girls

A bit about Lacey...

Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?

No, sadly I do not have any tattoos.

Why is that one girlfriend from high school such a stupid bitch now who you hate?

Hannah Montana is a slut.

Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?

I have never voted for President seeing as the last presidential election was in 2004, meaning I was 16 (insert jailbait joke here). However, I do not know who I am voting for now. You have John McCain on one side who was a POW and has years upon years of experience as Senator, but he has Sarah Palin. I mean don't get me wrong, I would totally do Sarah Palin, but she seems like the cool mom from high school that would let kids drink at her house, rather then someone that controls the country. Then there is Barack Obama, yeah he is cool I guess, some half white Irish man from Hawaii. He is running with some old guy, but I don't know that much about him. With all honesty, the last vote I took part in was Kelly Clarkson in American Idol and she won and I think America benefited...YOU'RE WELCOME.

You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.

A show that is focused on fat kids in ill-fitting t-shirts competing in physical activities for CANDY BARS with the grand prize as a wedding cake. Hey hey hey...fat kids need a show too.

What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?

In 7th grade there was this kid (no names... sorry), that was missing from school for two days. Everyone was wondering what happened to him, and then the story surfaced. It ended up the kid got his man piece stuck in a shampoo bottle and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. It was kind of sad that not only did his best friend tell everyone, but also that he lost his virginity to a Johnson&Johnson no tears baby shampoo bottle. All I know is after that every time anyone saw him all they said was "RINSE AND REPEAT B*TCH!"

What’s the most awkward sexual experience you’ve ever had?

There was this one time where I was at a guy's house and we were hanging out and he actually did have his pants off and you know things were getting interesting and his landlord walked in. We both paused and just stared at the guy and he just said "OH SORRY GUYS!" and then continued to come into the room anyway. "Don't worry guys just checking the humidifier" he said as my friend scrambled for his pants and I just sat there in shock. Since that incident I'm terrified of landlords. Even the sight of Pearl the landlord gives me the creeps... although, I definitely would get drunk with her.

If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?

SHOW ME POTATO SALAD! DING!!!!!!! Or a bat.

When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?

I prefer the gargoyle technique.

Most masculine attribute:

Video games. I love my video games. It is probably my obsession. I own an elite xbox 360 and I pwn n00bs on xbox live like its my job. Call out to HALO 3!!! Yeah yeah, I know that Call of Duty is more realistic, but come on who can reject a good round of team slayer on high ground. That and of course my old prospector beard.

Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?

Well I'm going to say snuggling, but prostitutes generally find it weird that you want to snuggle when it's all said and done.