Cute College Girls

A bit about Laura...

If you had to choose your last words right now:

I have no idea what I would say. Probably something funny or stupid or both.

Worst state in the union:

I would have to say Texas only because I hate the Dallas Cowboys. I was raised to hate them, so for that reason only, Texas sucks.

Are you hot?

Temperature wise, yes. I'm in a basement classroom with lots of hot computers. Look wise, I guess I am considering I was picked for the Cute College Girl of the day!

If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?

I would be a ladybug since they are supposed to be good luck. Or one of those little bugs that roll into a ball when you touch them.

How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?

Sober, about 8. Drunk, like 20. It's amazing how much you can eat when you're drunk.

Dream job:

I would love to be a Redskinette cheerleader. Get paid to dance, look hot, and go to Redskins games free? Who wouldn't want to do that?

What’s the funniest thing in the world to you?

My roommate, Allison. Her life is ridiculous. Like today, she woke up with pink eye. Last week, she sprained her wrist, cried at a club, and had someone puke in her car. All in one night. A Tuesday night. I can't wait to go out tonight with her.

Funniest sex term:

My friend calls anything sexual "touching knees". I think that is hilarious.

Would you ever ask a guy out?

I guess if he was really shy. I've never really had to ask out a guy but I have made the first move and invited a guy out to a bar or to a party. Does that count as asking a guy out?

Tell us an original joke.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "U-C-K"? Firetruck. My ex-boyfriend told me that one back in 10th grade the first time we met.