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Lauren Gentile

Year Sophomore
School University of Florida
Hometown Fort Lauderdale
Major Criminology

What was the last thing you watched on TV?

Oh boy. Honestly? The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I'm sort of in love with Will Smith and it's just about the only way I can fall alseep soundly at night. It's turned into a bad habit.



I love Will Smith, what's your favorite song?

Sadly, none by Will Smith, although the Wild Wild West soundtrack is pretty sweet.



I love the MIB song, Will Smith is my God.

Haha! If there was a Will Smith religion, I'd probably be the most religious person in the world. Every man should be like him and/or worship him (much like you)



Who's your least favorite actor/musician?

I get shit for this a lot, but I really don't like Nicholas Cage. I also think that Paris Hilton should probably crawl into a hole somewhere (preferably with undies on) but I'm not sure if people actually consider her to be a singer or an actress. I'm picky when it comes to things I like in life.



Me too, do you like brownies with nuts or without?

Oh man. Are you serious? Without! The fudgier the brownie, the better! The nuts take away from the chocolate. I don't want to have to chew anything hard when I'm sitting down with a good brownie...I want the chocolate to just melt in my mouth.



F*CK YES! Finally, someone who GETS me.

I feel the same way! I think people only claim to like nuts in their brownies because they don't know how to enjoy the finer things in life. Why add something extra to something that's already good? Makes no sense! Glad we're on the same page. We got our shit together... even if we're just talking about brownies.



Brownies are no small thing. If you didn't show such a great appreciation for them I might have ended this interview immediately.

If I was in your shoes, I just may have done the same thing myself. I personally am a bit of a food addict. It's actually kind of gross. I'm a human garbage disposal so you're speaking my language with all of this brownie talk.



What's your all time favorite food?

RIBS! Hands down. They've gotta be thick and juicy and covered in sweet bbq sauce though. None of this pansy thin, overcooked bullshit. I also would do anything for strawberry ice cream. That's probably my first true love.



That's a really sensual description of ribs. I've never heard them explained like that.

Was it the 'hands down' part or the 'thick and juicy' part? I get kind of excited when I talk about food. It shows pretty bad, huh? I just ooze sensuality in my daily talk. It's kind of my thing.



I think it was definitely the thick and juicy part...

My mind is usually so far down the gutter, I can't have a conversation without somehow turning something someone said into an innuendo.



That's pretty fucking amazing.

Haha! What can I say? I'm pretty friggn' sweet. (Okay. I'm really kidding there. If there's one thing I'm not, it's cocky. ...And yes. That word sometimes makes me laugh.)



Why?

Why does the word cocky make me laugh? Because I have the mind of a four year old at times and seeing that certain word is still funny to me.



I don't get it. What word?

Are you serious? I have to say it? ...The word "cocky." Anything with the word "cock" in it.



THERE WE GO.

Haha!