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Lindsey Short

Year Senior
School Robert Morris
Hometown Pittsburgh
Major English Studies

Hey Lindsey.

Hey, how're you doing?



How's your summer been going? Are you working?

Well I bartend at a few places and I'm a spokesmodel for the website barsmart.com.



That's pretty cool.

Yeah it’s a good time.



What's the worst job you’ve ever had?

Hmmm...I worked in a daycare center for like 2 years with 1 and 2 yr old screaming kids. It was the best birth control ever.



Hahahah.

Yeah you could imagine.



What's the worst pickup line you’ve ever gotten?

"Hey my name is Tony, backwards that spells y not…so why not give me a chance?"



That sounds like the best pickup line ever. Did you give him a chance?

Nah man, that’s the worst.



What'd you say to Tony?

I laughed and walked away. I'm cruel like that sometimes.



That’s sweet. Ok, so what about the best line?

"I noticed your beautiful eyes from across the room, and just had to come over and see who they belonged to." See I told you that one was the worst.



I guess you’re right. What qualities do you like best in a guy?

Funny, secure, selfless, let me do what I want.



Are you in a sorority?

Definitely not.



What do you like to do in your free time? What are your hobbies?

Workout, eat, go to the bar, go to concerts, hang out with friends.



What's your biggest guilty pleasure?

Long island ice teas and chocolate ice cream... not together though. Those are just the 2 biggest.



What year did Columbus discover America?

Something something ocean blue, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. I have no idea. I don’t know. It was a good try though.



No guess?

1672? I know it has a 2.



In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

Damn. I was so off.



Let me ask you a question that has to do with your major. What's your major?

English studies.



Like English literature?

Umm… sorta.



How would you explain it?

It’s a combination of English lit, Writing, and Editing classes.



Well I can’t think of a question for that. It’s out of my league. What's your favorite tv show?

The Sopranos. I would LOVE to be in that big dego family.



Were you satisfied with the ending?

Nah. I like it when everything is summed up at the end and there’s a nice little happy ending with all questions answered.



If you could have it your way...what would've happened?

Tony would’ve either gotten killed and the whole family just fell apart or they all up and moved to Italy. That would’ve been hot.



So hot.

Of course!



Ok you ready for the big question?

Surely.



Most embarrassing college moment? This'll make or break the interview. Just joking…but seriously.

Well my first year of college I went to a religious school (I’m not that religious but I followed my highschool boyfriend there.. anyway) it was like the second week of class and I’m walking down this bigass church like hallway and my bag breaks and my stuff goes EVERYWHERE… so I scream F*ck SOO loud and it echoes off the gargantuan walls. The school’s priest runs out to see if I’m ok and helps me pick my stuff up. I'm like yeah I’m going to hell.



That’s a good one.

So it just happened that this guy saw me like everyday after that I just couldn’t look him in the face.



Is that why you transferred?

Nah I just hated the school. It was way too religious. You couldn’t even do your homework on Sunday.



That is pretty ridiculous.

Quite.