Madison Healy

What would you do with $2.50?

I would buy cheese because I’m obsessed with it and can eat it all day long! String cheese especially!

Why would you pick Milkshake?? Is it because your Milkshake brings all the girls to the yard?? I would make my nickname SuperBlonde. I'm obsessed with Superman so the super part fits perfectly and then there are those times where I have my total blonde moments so they go perfect together.

Well this may seem kind of mean and might make me seem like a bad person but I threw a full beer at a girl and I hit her in the head… and it was no accident. I just really don’t like her and she messed with me and made me really mad on the wrong night.

Well one of my roommates gets scared very easily and I knew that so once when she left her room I went and hid under her bed. I had to wait there a few minutes but when she came back I grabbed her ankle and scared the shit out of her and she said that she was about to kick me but then she realized that it was just me….if she kicked me I would have seriously gotten hurt.

This might sound really inhumane but my brother and I used to light ants on fire. My brother was sort of a little pyro when we were kids. He once caught a bush on fire.

One time when I was really young my brother dared me to eat one of our dog’s dog treats. I never backed down from his dares so I did it, I mean I couldn’t back down….I don’t remember exactly what it tasted like but I’m sure it was horrible.

I think I'm going to have to go with 311's Peaches n Cream... or maybe even Juvenile's Back that (Thang) Ass up. Those were two key songs for grinding to at the middleschool dances. Obviously I grinded with guys during them. If I didn't I would be sitting at the table where all the losers sat (all the kids that didn't dance)! But I did have to watch out though because my dad was a teacher and would sometimes randomly show up at the dances and if he ever saw some of the things I did I would have been in a bit of trouble.

Grinding is amazing. Whoever started it should get some kind of award. I mean who doesn't love rubbing their body up and down on hot guys and getting them all worked up. I mean I can't complain about it.

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