Cute College Girls

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Marissa Boardman

Year Junior
School Niagara
Hometown Rochester, NY
Major Psychology

What's your all-time favorite T.V. show?

It would have to be Futurama, Family guy is a close second.



Who's cuter, Fry or Bender?

Fry, even if he is a ginger.



You don't think guys with red hair are cute?

No I do, I just like to pick on people.



If you could get rid of one person in the world who would it be?

Lindsey Lohan.



You'd kill Lindsey Lohan?

Is that bad?



How would you do it? Knife her?

I think shes doing a good job of killing herself without me.



ZING! Have you ever sold anything on Ebay?

I havent, but I bought my first car off ebay.



Did you really? How does that work?

I just had to send money to their bank account. It worked pretty well, it was a good first car. My best friend completely riced it out, it was so bad.



Riced it out?

Modded, like... you know all that stupid crap you see on cars. If it's Japanese it's called riced out.



Modded?

You know what I'm talking about so stop playing dumb.



What's something geeky or dorky about yourself?

Ugh... I like anime, I even named my chinchilla after a character on a show.



Is that like a giga pet?

It's like a bunny mouse.



Halo 3 came out the other day, did you get it yet? I hear the multiplayer is sick.

No, I don't play video games, I was never allowed to have them.



That's a shame. What did you do?

This is totally dorky but when I was little I wanted to be a chemist.



That's incredibly dorky. Did you have a chemistry set?

I did.



I had the creepy crawlers oven, does that count?

That counts enough. That thing was awesome, they had a girls version that made like dolls or something, it wasn't as cool.



Haha, what'd you use your chemistry set for?

I used to always see if I could make things blow up, but it never worked.



Who was your biggest crush in elementary school? Not someone famous like Jonathan Taylor Thomas, like a boy in your class.

This kid Brendan, I was sooo "in love" with him.



What's his last name, we'll find him and get you two lovebirds together at last.

I actually am still friends with him.



Still haven't made your move?

He's shorter than me, which is a big no no.



That's pretty harsh.

I know that sounds super shallow, but its just a rule I have.



Give him a chance man. He's a really good guy.

Oh well, since you put it that way...



Do you have a boyfriend?

I didn't have a boyfriend all through high school. I didn't even get asked to prom!



So you were a loser?

I'm not really sure. I was really shy. I like ate lunch in the library 'cause I was too shy to go into the cafeteria.



Do girls fart?

Never



Good answer.