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Maura Crits

Year Sophomore
School Penn State
Hometown gilbertsville, pa
Major Business

If you could choose between having the ability to fly but you'd die at the age of 30, would you do it?

No way, that's missing half of life.



But you'd be able to fly! Okay, 35. But that's as far as I'm going.

Flying is overrated. And also, I wouldn't be able to enjoy the years of being a sexy MILF.



Is that something you're looking forward to?

Of course. No, I'm just playing. It's not that important to me.



I mean it'd be pretty cool. There's actually a whole website out there devoted to MILFs

Yeah, I mean I guess it'd be alright, but I think I'll pass on the website.



Do you want to be a soccer mom?

Not really, considering I played soccer my whole life, and soccer moms can be really annoying. I mean, it could be different for boys, but even some hot moms are irritating.



Have you ever laughed so hard you farted?

Hmm probably at some moment in my life. I know I've definitely peed before from laughing.



Like a gallon? Give or take.

Hahaha, nah not that much.



Would you ever date a clown?

No!! They're so creepy.



My dad's a clown.

Oh, whoops. Haha, I'm sure he makes an excellent clown.



Hot or Cold?

Hot.



Pools or lakes?

Lakes.



Moms or Dads?

Dads.



Cheese or Peanut Butter?

Peanut Butter. Especially with pretzels.



Dads or Lakes?

Dads again.



Hot or Dads?

Wow, don't know. Dads.



Let's just compromise on the last one and call it a Dilf.