Cute College Girls

A bit about Michelle...

What're you wearing right now, baby?

Ooo sexy talk - I'm wearing a clown outfit with big red shoes and a rainbow wig. Do I turn you on, Baby? Grrroowwlll come here baby and squeeze my little flower. Do you like my little red nose? Do ya? Do you --- find it sexy?

What's a good hangover cure?

One of my girls tried to give me tomato juice for my hangover once, she said it would replenish my electrolytes, but I would rather have a hang over than drink that crap. *Yee-uck* I prefer sleep. Lots of sleep and try to drink fluids the night of your drunkenness along with eating some carbs. Just don't get too drunk and forget, Drunken McGee!

Have you ever met an internet friend in real life?

Have you ever eaten a knuckle sandwich? Do you want to? No--- then stop trying to come over to my house. I watch Dateline. I know what you’re trying to do. Pervert. You keep telling me you're one of the CollegeHumor folks and you have a "free" t-shirt to give me but you insist on dropping it by my house along with some candy and tasty adult beverages.

Describe your ideal Sunday morning.

Waking up in a beach house with the breeze and sun coming in, having breakfast on the patio with an awesome view of the waves and delicious food. Mmm bacon. Just spending the whole morning with the one your heart beats for. On the beach- naked. Giggitty.

Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?

Of course, but only as a kid. It’s the worst when your butt swallows your underwear. Those are the ones I would aim to give. I kind of want to try it on someone again.

Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?

I only try to vote for things that matter - like week day lunch options at work. I'm only kidding. Please don't make me look like I hate America because I do vote and love America. Also, I don't want the FBI or CIA to bust down my door and take me to --- wait, where do they take the prisoners now? Monowi, NB? That's worst than Guatmo. Most definitely Vote! Everyone must vote! Go America! Vote Today- make sure you tell them I sent you! YAY for Freedom Fries! Woo! I wear a flag lapel every day. No, really I vote for every election I can. It's important to not only stay informed but to make a voice for yourself within the system. As far as American Idol goes, no.

Underwear choice:

N/A. I don't usually wear underwear.

What’s your beauty secret?

My clown suit. Well, that and the fact I got my sexy from my momma. She's been hot all her life.

Last movie you saw:

In a theatre I think it was Batman. I don't go to the movies a lot because I almost never can stay still/awake long enough.

What do you get on your pizza?

Lots of sauce. Not a lot of cheese. Ham or hamburger meat (pepperoni gives me heart burn). Pineapple or veggies. Mmmmmm Canadian bacon.