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Nicci Pelletiere

Year Junior
School O.C.C.
Hometown East Rockaway
Major Human Services

What's the most ridiculous thing a guy's ever said to you?

"You look lost ‘cause heaven's that way."



Did that line work?

Absolutely not. I just laughed and walked away. It was at the movie theatres.



What about the best line you’ve ever gotten?

Well, I don’t fall for lines, but I guess I appreciate when a guy calls me beautiful. What girl doesn't like that?



You don't think that's too forward?

Nah, it all depends on the approach.



Have you ever worn edible underwear?

No, I can’t say I have. I’ve always wanted to though, they look kind of cool.



Yeah I know, like a fruit rollup.

Hahaha, exactly.



How many Big Macs do you think you could eat in one sitting?

Well, I usually don’t eat more than one, but I guess if it was a contest or something I could eat like 4 or 5.



Wow, I just checked online -- each Big Mac has 540 calories. So that'd be over 2000 calories. You think you could handle all that meat?

Yeah, definitely. I actually think I’m too skinny. I’m usually trying to gain weight, not like your average girl huh?



Really? How much weight are you trying to gain?

I wish I could gain like 10 pounds but it never happens. I guess I have a very fast metabolism.



Do you go to the gym?

I used to from time to time but not anymore. I’d rather bike ride to get a workout. It's more fun.



How much do you bench?

Probably like 25.



That's pathetic. The bar alone is 45.

So then I’ll give myself 70.



What do you deadlift?

I have no upper body strength unfortunately.



That’s okay, deadlifts work the abdomen and lower body.

Sorry, I don’t really know what deadlifts are.



Have you ever crashed your bike?

Yeah, I was 5 years old and I wasn’t wearing a helmet. I flew over the handle bars and I got a concussion. I had a black eye too and was out of school for over a month. Not good at all.

Oh man, are you okay now?

Yeah, I just can’t really see too well out of that same eye which kind of sucks.



Do you remember your first kiss?

Yes, I was in 5th grade and I was in my friend Karen's clubhouse. I kissed one of my first boyfriends Keith Owens. We're good friends now and we always laugh about it.



One of your first boyfriends? Did you have multiple first boyfriends?

No I wasn’t a pimp or anything. He's just one that I remember having at a very young age.



Can you drive stick shift? I think that's a huge turn on for guys for some reason.

No, I can’t but I really wish I could because I think you're right about the turn on thing.



What about automatic?

Yes I believe so.



What's the fastest you’ve ever gone?

I don’t ever go fast. I kind of play it safe on the road.



Good girl. Do you know all the bases?

Oh god I haven't heard that in awhile. I think I forgot most of them.



I think I forget too, let's try and remember them. Is first just regular kissing?

Yeah, I think so and I remember my cousin telling me that second was making out and feeling each other up.



Yeah that sounds right. Sweet boob action right?

Yeah, it definitely involves boob action.



Someone told me first base is french kissing. I've heard of a couple different thirds though.

Yeah me too. I was going to say that. Well at least we remember home. That’s one no one can forget.



Yeah homes a given. Wikipedia says there's a fifth base. What do you think it is before I say?

Butt sex.



Bingo!

Nooo way! That’s awesome.



Yeah it is. I'll hold back from asking a follow up question to that.

Hahaha, thanks for that.



But if you had to answer. Just kidding. But if you want to...just to see what it's like. Just kidding

Hahaha.



Have you ever punched a guy in the face?

No, but I slapped one.



What for?

He got in my face. It was an ex-boyfriend he definitely deserved it though.



What’d he do after you slapped him?

Nothing. Just took it like a man.



Would you eat a jar of pickles for 5 dollars?

I'd eat a jar of pickles for free. I loovveeee pickles. I'd drink the pickle juice too.



Do you really?

Yes they’re my favorite.



Do you eat the sweet ones?

Sweet and sour…I go both ways.



You're wild dude. Is there anything you won't do?

Yeah I'd never ride a rollercoaster and I'd never eat an onion.



So then 5th base is a possibility? Just kidding. But seriously?

Hahaha....you never know...but probably not.



Damn. So why wont you ride a rollercoaster?

Because they’re scary.



How do you know if you’ve never been on one?

I have and I’ll never do it again. Too much for me.



Did you hurl?

Nope, just got a little shaken up. I don’t even go fast in cars remember?



Big question. Most embarrassing college moment?

I went to go smoke with my friend Matt and we came back to my room and I peed my pants from laughing so hard. Then the guy who I was hooking up with came into my room…I tried to hide it with the pillow but I think he knew. I was pretty much mortified.



That's pretty bad.

Yeah, not one of my finest moments, but apparently he still kissed me that night so I guess it didn’t end too bad.