Cute College Girls

A bit about Nikki...

Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.

Shit Stain Brown.

What’s your beauty secret?

My sense of humor.

Worst job you've ever had:

Barnyard Masturbator...

What’s worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?

BO! I can tolerate yellow teeth because they're somewhat hidden. I figure I can always look into their eyes and captivate them with my... "sense of humor"?

Boxers or briefs? Why?

Briefs are for pussies... I like manly men, therefore, I prefer the boxers/boxer briefs. Besides, boxers make for better wedgies!

Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?

Butterfly kisses? That's awkward... Spooning? Not so bad, but it is rather boring… you can spoon when you sleep. Snuggling... Mmm snuggling is niiiice. You get to tease and play…

Explain the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence:

I went to a house party, saw two dudes playin’ some pong, and said, "I wanna play too!”

Would you rather have you back rubbed or your hair played with?

Hair played with? Only if I was at the hair salon. I would most likely give a guy shit for playing with my hair. A nice back rub is always fantastic...

What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?

*Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed on earth because I swear I am seein' an ANGEL! -I am not sure if that one would necessarily work on some of the ladies, but I have definitely used it and it has worked for me! Corny, I know... but that's the whole point! *Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? Would you like to? -Then guy pulls out his pockets and my jaw drops to the floor... My response is -"wow, you're a tool bag!"

Have you ever gotten arrested?

That's for me to know and you to find out...