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Year  Freshman    School  CCM
Hometown  Hopatcong, NJ    Major  Visual Art

Samantha's Interview


Say I were trying to get with you, what should I do?

Be flirty and funny. I really like laughing so even if you’re ugly I'd wanna keep talking to you.



That’s encouraging for our ugly readers.

It’s sadly true, I find hot, not funny guys suck.



Have you ever hooked up with an ugly person just because they were so funny?

Welllllll hahaha, I’m pretty sure I have.



Even more encouraging.

Hahaha.



What are some things that I shouldn’t do?

Be mean to other guys, I hate when guys try and be tough and mean to each other to impress me. It makes them look like an asshole.



You know what song I’ve been listening to almost every day on my I-tunes?

What?



Graduation by Vitamin C, isn’t that weird?

That’s so funny I heard that song like a week ago randomly.



What's the most embarrassing song that you really like?

See I’m like in love with Disney songs so I think some people would find that embarrassing but I don’t.



Oh man, those aren't embarrassing, they're awesome. What's your favorite one?

Once Upon A Dream, Sleeping Beauty. Haha I’m a girl.



Yeah that’s pretty girly - my favorite is pretty girl too though - A Whole New World, Aladdin.

Haha well that’s a classic, you gotta love that one.



And I do.

Okay so I picked one I think, Mony Mony.



By Billy Idol?

Yup, I guess it’s not that embarrassing but its a terrible song. I cant help it but like it.



It's almost not totally embarrassing when you like a really stupid song because it's just goofy or quirky. I mean if you really really liked Nickelback or something that's embarrassing - no offense if you love Nickelback.

It’s funny you said that because they came to my mind but only because I hate them and I think it would be embarrassing.



Thank God.

Yeah it’s terrible. I cant listen to them. That and the other band that all the songs sound alike, Three Doors Down, ugh.



Oh yeah, God, Three Doors Down is like the poor man's Nickelback - which is the worst insult for a band that I can imagine.

Hahaha yeah.



Ok lets move on to the topic of underwear, are you the kind of girl who matches all the time? Do those kinds of girls actually exist or is it always a free for all?

Depends on the occasion, I mean I usually wear a black, beige or white bra and I have like a rainbow of underwear so it depends. I have a lot of black though.



I see.

Oh wait I lied, I have a hot pink matchy thing but it’s not something I’d wear everyday.



It should be.

I guess it could be.



Do girls think about what underwear to wear each day, like for me it's not even an issue. I just grab whatever is clean and on top of my drawer.

Well yeah I’m ususally like that too but if I know that someone is going to see them I’ll pick the extra cute ones.



What’s your most embarrassing college moment?

Okay you ready for this?



I’m ready.

I went out one night to drink at this guy’s house that I really liked. We had started hooking up earlier in the year so I knew it was going to happen again so i got all sauced up and we started going at it. I guess I drank too much and felt really sick, so mid way hooking up I thought I was going to puke so I went into the hall... NAKED and started throwing up in the bathroom. So this guy got to see me throwing up naked, and he had to dress me which is so embarrassing cause I know I was so sloppy out of my mind.



I think that’s how the best relationships start.

I think so too.



If you could have one food that you love be healthy, what would it be- like you could make french fries healthy. Mine would be cookie dough.

Canolis. By far.



Nice.