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Selma S

Year Sophomore
School University of Maryland
Hometown Maryland
Major Journalism

If you could be anywhere in the universe. Right now. Where would you be?

RIGHT NOW... Hm, wow. I think probably a warm beach, most likely somewhere on the coast of Costa Rica.



Not in outer space? Did you know I said UNIVERSE?

Good point. But I mean I like to be able to breath... But I'd think in a different galaxy, or on the Milky Way.



Oh yeah. Well you could have a space bathing suit.

Nah if I was going to space I'd definitely be naked.



Well that's awesome. So I guess the next logical step here is for me to build a rocket ship.

Obviously. Hurry.



Okay I'm on the NASA website... Maybe I could just take you to a planetarium?

Alright that works.



Man this is the best interview ever.

I'm glad it only took telling you I'd go somewhere naked with you to elicit that response.



Yeah I'm insanely shallow. I hope that doesn't change our plans.

Not one bit.



What could I say to make you happy?

That I win in everything, forever, like the Powerthirst things.



Selma, you win at everything forever and ever and ever. One million bonus points for knowing the Powerthirst videos.

YAY! So happy now!



What's the most dick thing a guy has ever done to you?

So a guy calls me to break up with me, says all these things, whatever, it's over... calls me later, says sorry I love you, let's get back together. I tell him let's wait to talk in the morning. The next morning I call him and I'm like, "Hey, I see that we talked for a bit last night but I was half asleep, what did we talk about?" (To see if he'd say it again.) And he goes, "Oh... I just wanted to see how you were and you said you were fine."



Haha what a baby.

Yeah, what a dick. I guess that's not too bad but I don't really let myself get into a situation where a guy could do that.



Have you ever been in love?

As far as I can understand the meaning of love, yeah I have.



What's your understanding of the meaning of love?

Hm, enjoying everything about each other, while at the same time respecting, understanding each others' faults while trying to help the individual better themselves... Isn't that your entiiiiree purpose right now?



Yeah. I think I could love you.

That's sweet of you- I guess you liked my answer.



This is getting way too real for a CollegeHumor interview... Quick say something about your boobs.

...



Or don't, I'm more of a butt guy anyway.

Yeah I like nice butts on girls too.



Whoa. That's attractive.

Nothing better then a luscious booty. Hahaha I can't believe I just said that. The convo was going so well...