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What's up?

Nothing much, walking to the library to do some work.

What are you working on?

Hmmm let's see a 6 page paper, a math lab and some physics. You know, fun stuff.

Definitely. What do you do when you aren't being a loser?

Haha, you know just going out and chopping it up.

What does chopping it up mean?

You know like hanging out... kickin it extra hard.

Haha I never heard the term chopping it up. Can I use that?

Feel free.

What do you think is your best quality?

Definitely hands down my personality.

Yeah, we could def chop it together.

Don't tease me with a good time!

I'm not!

Haha ok just lettin you know lil buddy.

Okay, now what is your best physical feature.

My eyes. Someone said I have sex-ray eyes.

My best physical feature is my abs. What do sex-ray eyes mean?

Haha not sure what they meant but I'm sure it was good.

Could be bad though! What if you're eyes are just exuding sex when you're talking to old people?

Ewww old wrinkly dusty... I'll leave the rest for the imagaination.

Were you imagining balls?

I'lll never tellllllll. Mwhaha (evil laugh.)

You're giving it away!

Giving what away... Whatever are you talking about.

Okay now you're doing better. But I still know it was BALLS.

Get ur mind out of the gutter mannnn.

I just want you to admit it.

Haha you would love that wouldn't you.

Yes.

Sorry if only I knew what you were talking about... I could help you out... really.

Alright. I hate you.

Awww I love you stop actin like that sir.