Cute College Girls

A bit about Stephanie...

What’s your favorite song to sing in the shower?

Sometimes it's Jukebox Hero by Foreigner, which is always combined with using the loofa as a microphone and the shampoo bottle as a guitar. It can also be "Toma" by Pitbull, just because, but that one ends up with dancing, losing your balance and a very sore butt-bone.

Did you ever go to a summer camp and hook-up?

It wasn't summer camp, it was summer school. He was this really gorgeous guy who sat next to me, didn't say much, just kind of slept the whole time. During the lunch break in the last week of school, we bumped into each other by the bathrooms. We ended up having one of those passionate make out sessions, and as soon as it was done, we walked back to our respective friends, as if nothing had happened. I saw him the next day in class, neither of us said a word to each other.

What's the fattest fat person food you like?

Cheese fries, with bacon and ranch sauce on the side. But you know, when they hand you ranch sauce in the little side sauce cup, they know you're just going to slather it on top and make a horrible mess while you're eating and then lick your fingers. Eating cheese fries with utensils is a sign of weakness.

Have you ever been grounded?

Yea, I came home drunk once. My mom was waiting for me at the door, smoking a cigarette. "Estas boracha?" [Spanish for: Are you drunk?] To which my only reply was to giggle uncontrollably and lean against the wall. She put her cigarette out and turned to go inside. I went inside 20 minutes later, after I regained control of my legs to find a post it on my bedroom door. "You're grounded for not being responsible and bringing alcohol for the rest of us." That whole situation still baffles me.

Weirdest dream:

I was a marshmallow, being baked into a rice crispy. The dream was the whole process of making the rice crispies. Being mixed into the rice crispies and the butter and being poured into the pan was slightly disorienting. Going into the oven and being baked didn't hurt. When the person started taking bites out of my square, it started hurting. Luckily I woke up before I was digested.

Movie everyone loves except you:

The Notebook. I feel like I somehow I'm less of a girl for not understanding it. I don't cry, I don't think it's romantic. I just don't get it.

What is your favorite superhero movie?

Iron Man, no contest. I absolutely loved what Robert Downey Jr did with the character. He added this swagger that Tony Stark had in the comic books. Up to now, [excluding The Dark Knight], all the superhero movies didn't bring the character to life, they just kind of mimicked them. Two points for him being awesome.

If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?

Yea. I mean- well, yea. I wouldn't eat it boiled though, or baked. It would also depend on the side dishes. Give me anything with mashed potatoes on the side & I'll practically inhale it.

What game show do you think you would do the best on and why?

I would own at "The price is right" I've a great estimation ability. I would only win when Bob Barker was on it though. I think Drew Carey would give the secret signal to the producers and make sure I lose. He just seems sketchy to me, I wouldn't trust him to not change the prices while my back is turned.

What's your favorite color (keeping in mind pink isn't a real color, it's just a gay red)?

Green, neon green. Not neon to the point where it's blinding, but neon where it's bright enough to be seen from across a dark room. Or Electric blue with neon green, and possibly pink & purple polka dots. I like bright colors and polka dots.