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Stephanie Jones

Year Junior
School Virginia Tech
Hometown Virginia Beach
Major Biology

This interview might get awkward, so let's get drunk first, ok?

Already there.



Really?

Roommate's 21st tonight, except I'm 19 and didn't make the cut to go to the bars.



Guess you'll just have to talk to me. Anything really interesting that I should know about you first off?

I'm pretty normal I guess, except I eat a lot 'cause I'm a swimmer. I think I could put the average male to shame in an eating contest. If I didn't swim nine times a week you'd probably see me on Discovery Health channel as the "half ton woman".



Give me a scale of how much you could eat?

Like 1-10?



No, like how many White Castle hamburgers?

Probably 6-8. I'm more into ice cream candy and cookies though. Doughnuts. Taquitos. We don't have White Castle in Blacksburg.



If you could be any Ninja Turtle, which one would it be?

Donatello, 'cause I like to play with sticks....



Is there a sexual undertone there?

No, but I figured I just have to say one slutty thing to keep your reader interested.



You know us well. What was your most embarrassing experience in high school?

I'd have to say when I was MC of our fashion show, and I dropped my prop up on stage and squatted down to pick it up in a skirt. I guess you could say I gave the audience a show. And the worst part was, the hot photography teacher I had a crush on was filming it. Yeah, they had to edit that part out.



Do you have any STDs?

No.



Which ones?

None of them.



If you had to choose an STD, what would it be?

None.



Don't take these so personal, I'm just joking around.

I'm telling the truth, I'd prefer not to have an STD.



Fair enough... I'd choose herpes. What's your most embarrassing college moment?

Probably when I fell, scraped my chin/elbow. Then proceeded to yell repetitively that Jesus hated my chin and did not approve of it.



That's a good one.

Either that or a couple of weeks ago when a cop asked for my ID at a football game and I pulled out a airplane bottle of Jim Beam.