Cute College Girls

A bit about Stephie...

Define "antithetical". Don't cheat.

:achem: Antithetical. From the Greek "antithetikos", meaning to set in opposition to. No, but seriously, isn't that just the adjective form of antithesis? Like, Miley Cyrus is the antithesis of actual talent?

Ideal drunk food:

Drunk food? How will I maintain my svelte figure if I'm always boozing and eating?

Are you hot?

I'll deliver a socially conscious answer and say that thanks to global warming, we're ALL hot.

Have you ever been fired from a job?

Nope, but ask me again after I check CollegeHumor 24/7 this week at work. (and then tell me if there are any positions available on your site because I wanna write for you guys.)

What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?

Due to financial issues, I actually started a new school my senior year. I was only there for about six weeks before the ballots for senior superlatives went around but somehow, I ended up being voted "most likely to become a famous musician." I was really, really flattered, especially because there were over 500 people in the class--including some incredibly talented musicians. (you can listen to my music at www.myspace.com/stephiecoplan.)

What's your biggest fear that isn't something boring like spiders?

I'm completely freaked out by hotel bed linens. You should see the strip-search I do before I go to sleep when I'm away from home. I've got the ultraviolet light from "Room Raiders" and everything. I just assume every hair I find is one of the pubic variety... I can't help it, okay?!

What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?

I'd like to say that I could ruin LOTS of lives by answering this question, but the sad truth is that I don't pay attention to gossip. Ioo many details to remember, too many facts to keep straight... it's just not worth it.

What's the most embarrassing song you know all the words to?

Oh gee wiz, there are so many. I've been really into "Glycerine" lately, though. Don't worry, Bush. I WON'T let the days go by.

Bob Ross or Mister Rogers and why?

Bob Ross! That guy had MAD talent. What did Mister Rogers ever do besides wear a sweater vest and fall asleep in his rocking chair?

If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?

Um, wouldn't you rather I do it like EVERYONE was watching?