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No, seriously, I skipped 11 grades in school.
September 19, 2011
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That's what happens when your feet are so happy.
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You are what you sex.
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Crab cakes and football, that's what Saint Bernards are all aboutwait.
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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of gills."
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I'll have what she's having, but like, better than her.
via MarquandR August 19, 2013
Take a look in the mirror. What kind of men are you?