Im not a guy that hooks up all that often, being socially shy in front of girls, its easy to understand why. However, two years ago when I was losing my job, I had a mission one night to take a girl home. After a night of debaughery, got a girl to take me back to her hotel room. Thinking this was going to be awesome, she opens the door with her two male roomates there as... Read More »
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