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You don't have to be crazy to work hereoh wait, you do.
January 8, 2012
via thetinaxo February 11, 2013
He'll become the best dancer ever unless, you know, oh look another piece of food! Never mind.
via MagicofRahat January 29, 2013
Now you see him, now you crash.
From Jack Vale on May 14, 2012
Funny is in the eye of the invisible cell phone holder.
via gooneroz July 26, 2013
I want to eat you like an animal.
via defendthehouse September 23, 2013
You can't cheat reality. Unless you have the codes.
via Scotch Tape November 21, 2012
"By all means, go for it" Straight men