He can play faster, but there's a 1 in 10 chance it'll tear open a black hole and destroy the universe. So he only does it if a cute girl is watching.
She may be better at guitar than me, but I could still beat her up. At least for a couple more years.
Let's hope they never get successful and buy more instruments.
It's hard to believe he wasn't even alive when the Titanic first set sail.
Someone get this guy on the Jamaican "X Factor," he's a lyrical genius.