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October 5, 2011
From samandniko on April 21, 2012
It's nice to see what you can achieve if you want it bad enough and don't have a real job.
March 6, 2012
Plain and simple. If you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.
From KillaKarisma on February 21, 2012
I blame his parents, for telling "You can be anything you want when you grows up, if you put your mind to it."
From connorratliff on May 22, 2012
Which is just what he would tell you if he was a robot. Think about it.
January 5, 2012
"I wanted a pet mom, you idiot. Not something I have to feed, clean and be responsible for."
March 22, 2012
If you don't dress yourself, just email this to your mom or spouse and grow up.