No need to fret.
He can play faster, but there's a 1 in 10 chance it'll tear open a black hole and destroy the universe. So he only does it if a cute girl is watching.
I bet he's pretty good at the game Rock Band.
It's hard to believe he wasn't even alive when the Titanic first set sail.
Don't rush at him all at once, ladies.
Let's hope they never get successful and buy more instruments.