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You're going to like the way this sounds, I guarantee it.
From deerflesh on May 3, 2012
via failarmy October 4, 2012
Are those wedding bells I hear, or did I suffer a concussion?
via smartgirls August 8, 2012
That's right, just order out.
From smartgirls on July 28, 2012
Listen up, dogs. Well, male dogs.
November 3, 2011
I stopped taking advice from snack foods after I snapped into a Slim Jim and got diarrhea.
From BryanMenegus on February 7, 2013
Move over, Hitch.
via HooplaHaChannel June 16, 2013
Give it to me straight, pops.