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Ah, love: the biggest nervous tic of them all.
via landocomedy September 19, 2012
From Boris Khaykin on February 10, 2012
If we work together, we can make the world a better place for sleeping with totally hot, rock and roll-looking people.
From Alan Weischedel on August 23, 2012
At this point, she should just be happy it's something you can't catch.
via worldofheroes April 27, 2013
Because even homicidal maniacs have a certain
je ne sais quoi.
From jonlajoie on February 21, 2012
Find that special someone to make your life a living hell.
October 27, 2011
She's a real "keep her away from me."
From BryanMenegus via TheShortsShowComedy on February 8, 2013
God hates other dating sites.