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If you're lucky, he'll take you to the drive-in and talk budget all night long.
via ForkliftComedy October 2, 2012
via LetsGetFiscalSanity October 16, 2012
That widows peak sure gets the ladies all pumped up.
via thirdeaglebooks October 9, 2012
I guess the Cain Train's been discontinued :(
via eshep23 August 7, 2013
We see you :)
via Coker and Stratton November 2, 2012
Beat the proletariat up, beat the proletariat up.
via MsTitneySpears August 27, 2012
Good thing sex before marriage is a physical impossibility.
From UCBComedy on July 25, 2012
Mitt's like totally the dreamiest, you guys.