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When you hear the secret meaning, laugh real loud.
via superjehovahnova November 4, 2012
From TammieRD on May 29, 2012
via RomanAtwood May 2, 2013
They went down to Egypt land and said let my pee-ple go.
via D0MICS December 10, 2012
Don't dawdle while you tinkle.
via charstarleneTV August 24, 2012
Here's a tip: never tell anyone that again.
March 6, 2012
Yeah, I tried to prank a cop with a fake gun once. Didn't go nearly as well. Cop was a real dick about it, put me in jail with a life sentence.
via Nate R September 16, 2013
Stop being such a baby. No seriously, you're creeping me out.