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May 16, 2012
From Jest on May 16, 2012
I didn't so much lose my erection as it crawled up inside my body out of fear.
January 17, 2012
The revealing story of a woman who became Gilbert Gottfried, while unaware she was even a standup comedian.
via SubjectNerdAgreement June 28, 2013
From JN JG on August 3, 2012
Great, now I need washing, too.
via TheGilbertGottfried May 3, 2013
Squawk like no one's watching.
via AboveAverageNetwork March 19, 2013
The future is what you fake of it.