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Every kiss begins with a premeditated plan.
via Stuart Edge December 13, 2012
via thanosfilms August 20, 2013
Kiss me, I'm phony.
From Jeff Kornberg on December 6, 2012
Turns out that mistletoe was invented just to be gross and try to pick up chicks.
via Blake Grigsby November 13, 2013
It's an underdog story. With a high risk of mono.
via FAILSWTFVideos September 4, 2013
Signed, sealed, delivered FIRST BASE!
via MoneyBagsBlake February 25, 2013
Failed attempts to kiss reporters are the new P.I.M.P. (The acronym's all weird now, but trust us.)
via stuartedge February 13, 2013
His spidey-lips are tingling.