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At least the detergent is sensitive.
via TheBilderbergers January 16, 2013
via TheChuckleSquad October 6, 2013
New Mexico? No. Walter White lives in New Sexico.
December 15, 2011
They think that if they don't look at her, she'll go away.
From BryanMenegus on August 27, 2013
And that's why you only have one kid.
From Anderson on May 3, 2012
There can only be one Ansari.
via RoccoB64 January 24, 2013
It's the only thing stopping you from being a total, demon-slaying badass.
From Chris Gera Comedy on January 21, 2013
Don't trust him with fire.