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I'll have what they're having.
via GeekingOutOn March 20, 2013
via funnyplox October 9, 2013
Bad dog. Bad dog. Aw no, don't feel bad.
From Slacktory on May 24, 2012
Except aisles 1 and 2, apparently, which nobody messes with.
via guyismdotcom April 22, 2013
when it comes to sentences.
via Broken People June 13, 2013
Maybe she's born with it. Or maybe she's a grade-A B.
via Solid Wooden Pecker July 3, 2013
I'm sorry, I missed that. How many men?
via Zach Prewitt April 10, 2013
"and I put on all this makeup for what?"