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via nqtv April 27, 2013
via ImprovEverywhere June 17, 2013
Put it on me tab, barkeep.
via howtoDisturbReality August 21, 2013
Now you see me, now you're like WTF.
February 13, 2012
He reminds me of someone else that liked to wear sandals every day. Someone with a big beard that was a friend to everyone. My buddy Travis. He used to follow Phish on tour.
From alexjmann via Youtube on March 21, 2013
I have had it with these mothaf*ckin tweets on this mothaf*ckin account.
March 6, 2012
Yeah, I tried to prank a cop with a fake gun once. Didn't go nearly as well. Cop was a real dick about it, put me in jail with a life sentence.
via CWATwitterFeed October 29, 2012
No one man should have all those followers.