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Network Television reaches the Singularity.
via nicepieceproductions May 8, 2013
From occupysteph on May 2, 2012
He hates it when anything is louder than his ironic sweater.
January 27, 2012
Sometimes you gotta fight cancer with bullets.
via Nintendogamerna November 29, 2013
Assaulting a cop is a definite dildon't.
March 6, 2012
Yeah, I tried to prank a cop with a fake gun once. Didn't go nearly as well. Cop was a real dick about it, put me in jail with a life sentence.
via MOOFBulleh September 2, 2013
If dancing's a crime, well then I guess I'll arrest myself.
From flyingpowerlogitech on March 5, 2012
The motorcycle also escapes, if you were wondering.