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Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a man.
From BryanMenegus via dopeytjen on June 12, 2013
via Ricadamu September 18, 2013
My only regret is that I have but nine lives to give for my country.
From BryanMenegus via JLCauvin on April 25, 2013
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ugh, my stupid kids again, I hate 'em.
via latenight June 21, 2013
If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. If you give a mom video games, she's going to ask, "what is this, and why am I doing it?"
via Auralnauts December 12, 2012
My name is Bane and I'm here to say, I was born in the dark in a rappin' way.
via Douglas Widick August 28, 2012
Forget a brick house, give me a wood table.
From Noah Haler via nHaLaTiOn on January 24, 2013
His name happens to be my name also, as a matter of fact.