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It works 65% of the time, every time.
via whatever July 29, 2013
via VictoriousSponge November 20, 2012
Seriously, if you're not a guy, don't watch thisespecially if it means not having sex with us.
From Jest on March 13, 2012
It's our right to not feel like we're having sex with a balloon.
via Above Average June 11, 2013
Reaching third base is a special moment for any young girl, especially when coupled with the always romantic shocker.
via barcroftmedia October 15, 2013
He's a tailpipe man.
February 14, 2012
I don't know. If we legalize car marriage, what's next? People marrying foreign cars?
via hotmessmoves October 8, 2013
Say my name. No, with your mouth.