Somehow it's as impressive as if he did the opposite.
Call it good genes. Good, mutant genes.
The Knicks showed interest, until they realized it was makeup.
Part of the Thin Wall Challenge, in which this guy tries to win contests against himself before his neighbors finish having sex, because he's not having sex and has nothing better to do I guess.
Suddenly, I really, really care about what young female celebrities have to say.