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May the electrolytes be with you.
via ChrisRWilsonFilm August 28, 2013
From kikomata1 on April 26, 2013
Don't drink and live.
via Itallgoesdownhere November 14, 2012
Hey, the man has to sit at a desk and conform all daylet him have this.
December 22, 2011
Someday she'll make a wonderful drunk mother.
From Drunk Girls In Heels via Youtube on October 17, 2013
To the nights we'll never remember, and I forget the rest.
via Alison Andrew December 19, 2012
Dance like no one's watching but in a respectful, expressive manner.
March 29, 2012
I think I'm gonna hurl. Out of happiness, of course.