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via D0MICS September 9, 2013
via TheGilbertGottfried May 3, 2013
Squawk like no one's watching.
via womencomedy November 13, 2012
There's really only one way to be sure if a date went well. Unfortunately, no one knows what it is.
via BestEditsOfTheDay June 17, 2013
Momma knows best.
via Sarah Huber September 18, 2012
No one was singing the blues that night (he probably wouldn't have danced to it anyway).
via gooneroz July 26, 2013
I want to eat you like an animal.
March 22, 2012
If you don't dress yourself, just email this to your mom or spouse and grow up.