Can you believe now the gays are saying they're capable of "Jedi mind tricks?"
Previously: Gay Men Will Marry Your GirlfriendsAnd: Straight Men RespondAnd: Lesbians Respond
You had me pegged at "sharpie up your butt"
"We found this real note on our car and turned it into the greatest rock song of all-time."
Gender norms FTW.