$ = Cheap!
Sharper Image Power Mister Personal Fan - $9.99
Back to school time usually means August heat and plenty of time outside. Become the life of the party with one of those little fans that also sprays you with water. Ladies will be lining up waiting for you to spray them in the face with your fan juice.
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1 Year Maxim Subscription - $12.00 (12 issues)
Maxim is the essential guide for today's college student who spends time in the bathroom. Every issue is full of cool stuff on sports, music, movies, and airbrushing.
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Ant Farm by Simon Rich- $12.95
This is a book that everyone from your mother to the kid in your dorm who pees in bottles will find hysterical. Simon Rich is a former president of the Harvard Lampoon, and if that's not good enough for you Jon Stewart called him "hilarious."
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Flickr Pro account - $25/year.
Per square foot, there are more Kodak moments at college than in every other institution combined. You will need a place to store your thousands of photos, and there is no site as clean and as easy as Flickr, especially with a Pro account.
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TRIVIAL PURSUIT '90s TIME CAPSULE EDITION ($32.99)
Display your extensive knowledge of 1990s pop-culture without subjecting others to your mediocre Urkel impressions.
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George Foreman Grill - $39.99
"The dining hall has pizza every day!"
"What if you get tired of it?"
"Pizza."
"You're going to want something different eventually."
"Every. Day."
Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock - $39.99
Heavy sleeper? This alarm clock goes up to 113 decibels, which is louder than a jackhammer. It also comes with a doohickey that will vibrate your bed if you still need more help waking up. And two display brightness setting! What can't this thing do?
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The British Office Complete Series - $39.99
Everybody knows about the American version, but the original British Office (aired only on BBC) is much shorter and funnier. Keep these DVDs around to impress people into thinking you're cultured, regardless of whether or not you can understand their accents.
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