Maggie from Studio City, CA
School: UC San Diego Year: Junior Major: Writing/Pre-Medical
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If you could live anywhere, where wouldn't it be?
Tiny House.
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What is your favorite jerky and why?
I've never had red meat or any kind of mammal, so I would have to default to turkey jerky. Habanero jerky, the kind you get out in the middle of the Mojave dessert, is epic.
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If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
A firefly because I like bioluminescence (even if it's terrestrial).
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You have to pitch a completely original show to a huge network. Go.
Ugh, "Tiny House" is already taken. It would be nice to see Mr. T have his own Food Network show.
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If we all had novelty gravestones, what would yours say?
"If this grave's a rockin, don't come un-lockin."
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What's the worst/best rumor you've ever heard about someone you know?
My parents told me that my little Yiddish grandmother was the bookkeeper for Studio 54.
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When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?
Pop a squat? Sure. The best is when there are senior citizen handlebars that you can use for leverage.
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Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?
Of course! The wedgie is truly a universal language. I remember the worst wedgie ever. I was like--nine?--and my friend picked me up off the ground. I still give wedgies, and it's funny when I wedgie someone wearing a thong and it takes them a few seconds to register the situation.
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Do you legitimately hate anyone?
No, I haven't met Anyone, so I don't want to judge.
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One thing you'd change about yourself:
I have a nervous laugh. I can never play poker.
