Cute College Girls

Get to know Kailani

Tell us an original joke.

What's the difference between a three ring circus and a group of call girls? -The three ring circus is a cunning array of stunts. Okay so I didn't completely make that one up all by myself.

What's your REAL hair color?

Light brown. ish.

Length or girth?

Girth.

What Disney character would you be and why?

Tiger Lily because she like to make other girls jealous and she's old enough to be married but refuses suitors, according to Wikipedia. That's how I roll.

Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?

Indeed, indeed...my first time to vote I did so for Kerry and then most recently in the primaries for none other than...Monica's boyfriends wife. Hell yes.

Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.

A shotgun wedding at the little wedding bell chapel of drive-thru I-do's in Pigeon Forge, TN, calla lillies, polaroids, and a gift card to KFC included. I'm kidding. My fantasy is way too girly and I don't like to lose.

Is it ever okay for the girl to be the big spoon?

Nah, I like to be the little spoon, after all I'm a dainty eater. I'd much rather prefer to be sporked anyhow.

If the two short sides of a right triangle are three and four what is the length of the longest side?

My good friend Pythagoras tells me that it should equal 5.

What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?

I'm gonna have to say The Girls Next Door. I watch it primarily at the gym on the treadmill because they inspire me to get hotter.

When was the last time you spit?

I spit salt water out of my mouth on Palm Beach 24 hours ago.