Boxers. Okay fine. Anything lacy/comfy/makes me look good.
What's your REAL hair color?
Just a shade or two lighter than it is right now. Perfect timing on that question, I just colored it like a week ago.
How do you get to the highway from here?
Which one? We are the crossroads of America, they're all over the place.
Snuggling, spooning or butterfly kisses?
All three? Although I reserve butterfly kisses for my littlest bro.
If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?
I was going to say, "hail no, no way," but honestly, presuming you mean socially acceptable as in people around the world for all time have been eating their dead loved ones to honor their memory, as well as to cut down on waste and prevent starvation, excepting of course those that died of contagious diseases or have begun to decay, I'd have to answer, "Yes, I don't think I'd find a reason not to." Unless it tastes bad. It probably would. Too much connective tissue.
What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?
Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. Nickelodeon--put that sh*t back on!
Have you ever ran away from a cop or campus police?
No, but once in high school my friend Miranda and I were pulled over for speeding, but the cop saw our bottle of sparking grape juice left over from our girls night and made us take a breathalyzer. We couldn't help but laugh at the irony, but the test didn't lie.
What's the most epic way to die?
I'll probably die diving in front of a bullet aimed for the heart of the president (one that the entire country is in love with) and my family will be showered with gifts and my children put through college and movies written about my short but full life (starring someone hot, ya know?) and 20/20 investigations revealing that I had given up my bullet proof vest to the daughter of the president whom I was afraid was also in danger, and that I dove to my death knowing full well the president himself was wearing kevlar, but I didn't want to risk it. Oh and novels, there will probably be novels.
Do you think you could survive in the woods for a week?
With camping gear? Definitely. With just the clothes on my back? Yeah, it's only a week. It'd be fun!
What'd you get on your SAT/ACTs?
Ha. I got a 2000, which sounds weird to say because you can't say twenty-hundred...
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